Gaston

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This is probably the most amazing thing I have ever read on the internet.

Thank you, Reddit.


Okay, look. I get it. Girls are tough. Being in love with one is tougher. But man the fuck up.
You want to know how to get the girl? Stop falling in love so easily, you fucking idiot. Unless you've been locked in a basement with one chick for the last three years, I guarantee you've been ignoring all the amazing women you come into contact with on a daily basis because you've got your head up your ass over this one particular chick, and probably because she just happened to be nice to you. And what that means is you aren't into her because she's a cool person - you're into her because you think she gives you something you need. Validation, maybe, a feeling of wholeness, a feeling that you could be what you want if you just got this one. Last. Piece in place.
Fuck that, dude.
Listen. You want to know when I started getting women? When I figured out what I was about. When I figured out what I was good at, what made me unique as a human fucking being. It has nothing to do with them. It has everything to do with you.
"I like you." Fuck that. Ask her out. Say, "Hey, you want to go on a date on Friday? See a movie?" Because how the fuck is she supposed to respond to "I like you"? "Oh, cool, I like you too. I guess we can just sit here liking each other then. Awesome." Jesus Christ, dude. Bring something to the goddamn table.
I mean, who are you? What are you proud of? And don't give me some whiny bull shit about your low self-esteem. If that's the problem, stop trying to get women and figure out your own shit. You want to know what real love is? You want to know what endures in a romantic relationship? It's two people who know themselves well enough not to need another person recognizing that they want to be with another person.
Who are you, son? Be still and know. When you know, and when you do the shit you do and be the motherfucker you are, you will find somebody. And your eyes will be open because you won't need that ONE person. You will be secure enough to find someone that is equally secure in the knowledge of who they are.
Goddammit you fucking asshole, did you even consider Sarah? Or Heather? Or that girl who sits in the back row of class and doesn't say much, and so you never knew how well she sang, or the fact that she's been playing piano since she was six years old? HOW FUCKING COOL IS THAT? Do you know what it's like to be with a girl who sings, motherfucker? It's amazing! And you won't ever know that because you're too hung up on some chick who's just as insecure as you are, and who won't date you because she's too scared people will judge her by her boyfriend.
Jesus. Fucking. Christ. I'm so pissed off because I fucking WAS you, man, and because I wasted so much time looking to women when I should have looked to myself. The sooner you really understand that, the sooner you start to know who you are, the sooner you'll find out how many amazing women there are, and how lucky you'd be to get to know some of them.
Getting this hung up on one girl is like refusing to go to dinner with your friends unless they go to La Hacienda. "I only like Mexican food," you say. "I only want Mexican food. I don't even believe there ARE other things to eat, because I'm too fucking blind and stupid to get over my own obsessions and fears." Well guess what, motherfucker? Pad Thai is the shit, and if you never pull it together enough to realize that, nobody's going to fucking cry for you. We're going to eat your goddamn dinner.
You hear me? You ignore all these other beautiful and amazing women, you continue to be some insecure little boy about this shit, then the rest of us will meet those women and show them the time of their lives, because we ain't scared. We know who we are, and we're on the front line not giving a fuck. Rejection ain't shit but words. You don't understand that, you deserve to have your heart shit on.
I've been you. It sucks. Know thyself, motherfucker, and the ladies will want to know you too.
Gaston

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"Satanism isn’t about ritual sacrifices, digging up graves and worshipping the devil. The devil doesn’t exist. Satanism is about worshipping yourself because you are responsible for your own good and evil. Christianity’s war against the devil has always been a fight against man’s most natural instincts-for sex, for violence, for self-gratification- and a denial of man’s membership in the animal kingdom. The idea of heaven is just Christianity’s way of creating a hell on earth."
Gaston

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Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian


10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.